Religions of the world

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Taoism: shit happens.
Hare Krishna: shit happens rama dama ding ding.
Hinduism: this shit happened before.
Islam: if shit happens, take a hostage
Zen: what is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "shit happens".
7th Day Adventists: shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness: knock, knock, "shit happens".
Unitarian: what is this shit?
Mormon: shit happens again and again and again.
Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism: let's smoke this shit!